Total Medals Earned: 702 (From 102 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,895 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (70/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/19 (85/485 points)
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Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
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Reach Layer 9
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Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
Blessing of momentum granted.
Blessing of speed granted.
...what a familiar face.
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/100 points)
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You looked at the credits, thank you!
You started your journey into learning more Japanese!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/155 points)
Collect your first key card
Kill a helish microwave
Finish any level under 30 seconds
Get a kill with a sniper rifle
Get killed by a sawblade
Gain level 9 access clearance
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/220 points)
Destroy 10 headless bodies
View Achievements Board
String together 5 head-shots in a row
Save 20 gardens
Complete all achievements
Explore the Barn
Kill 10 enemies by fire
Kill 20 enemies using the black hole weapon
Collect 50 power-ups by shooting them
Kill 20 Enemies from a rooftop
Kill 100 enemies using bombs
Run along the entire boundary perimeter
Find 3 hidden rainbow stars
Place 20 haystack turrets
Last longer than 5 minutes
Light 50 sunflowers on fire
Medals Earned: 14/16 (490/565 points)
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Press F
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press C
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/180 points)
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